I had intended to give my husband ham for lunch. I shall leave it to Pepe to explain why he is having vegetable soup and bread instead.
Annoyingly, it was really expensive outdoor-reared stuff. It didn't even make it out of the shopping bag! I came home, plonked the bags down and went to put the kettle on - next thing, I found the wrapper on the floor! I've got a home made rice, leek and mushroom risotto defrosting on the kitchen worktop. That will be perfectly safe - no meat!
It’s always funny when it’s at someone elses house Im sure the “ outdoor reared “ was fully appreciated
Well today I've had a huge online grocery delivery from Tesco, so the hall floor was covered in shopping bags. I'd shut the dogs away when it was being delivered, and when I let them out I watched Pepe very carefully to make sure he didn't help himself again. Chico went to investigate but I knew he wouldn't take anything - he has no interest in food. No, he just cocked his leg on it. Serves me right for letting them out before putting it all away.