Off Topic Chat
Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Malka, Jul 27, 2016.
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I heard Kevin bacon was ill but he's been cured now!
Having never tasted it, does bacon really tastes like it smells when being cooked?
No idea, I'm anosmic, which for those not medically trained, means I have no sense of smell!
Well there are some odours I could easily do without, but is yours the sort where you have Ageusia as well?
Nah - you would not enjoy your drinkypoos if you had no sense of taste.
Yeah just the lack of smell since birth for me, which has meant I've never smelt a roast dinner cooking, a new born baby smell or freshly cut grass. I've often had friends say Ooh, smell this or that, and then realise and go sorry i forgot!
My sense of taste is fine though, but I've never known any different.
Ah - the smell of a new born baby... except when they poo. Oh, this always happens, Breedia seems to keep coming back to poo!
But as this is in an Off Topic section, which some idjit started [says she looking innocent] I accept all blame. But does not Mr Bronson ever let one off?
[psst, do NOT tell anyone but if bacon really does taste like it smells - and my neighbour back in England cooked it all the time...
...I think I could quite fancy a bacon sarnie]
'ush my mouff what 'ave I sed.
Yea, I was always on nappy duty for obvious reasons! And if Mr Bronson let's one off I wouldn't know if it's silent. It is funny when he does drop one and looks all surprised like he doesn't know what it was?
I hate it when the milk goes off as well, because it's not until I've either poured it on my cereal, or taken a swig that I realise, and then it's already too late!
Will someone please get me out this ringadingas I seem to have face to.
I guess my invitations will not be in the postl
What seems to be the problem Juli?
I have no idea Gareth, unless dat 'orrid ting got out of 'er crate again.
Judy married Ted; they had 13 children. Ted died.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident 12 years later.
Judy married again, and this time, she and John had 5 children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.
He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together.”
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret,
“Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret replied, “I think he means her legs, Ethel !”