Odd or odd? General Chat

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  1. Malka

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    Odd or odd?

    I dreamed I was climbingthe Matterhorn
    which is odd as
    since I was very new born
    well for as long as I
    can remember
    from January through
    to December

    I've suffered from
    acrophobia
    you see
    and horrible heights
    they bother me

    My phobias are not
    something special
    in fact they are common
    you know

    Millions of people
    all share them so
    it isn't unusual
    although

    What with
    Acrophobia
    Agoraphobia
    Aviophobia
    Claustrophobia
    Clithrophbia
    Cremnophobia

    And I've only gone up
    to "C"
    You can see how my life is
    when phobias happen
    to me
    It's not that I am crazy

    I'm just a little bit strange

    For I just have a very
    few phobias

    That maybe I'd like to change​
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    Philippa - Do Not Start Me On These Thingies [or you will regret it]

    I ought to do some housework
    I really think today
    I should but I'm a lazy booger
    who even though I could

    Procrastination is my name
    no matter how I try
    I put things off today
    until tomorrow makes me cry

    But dust is always coming in
    so if I clean today
    there will be yet another load
    tomorrow

    I can say
    With knowledge vast
    clean today
    will never
    last​
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    Keep them coming, they are great !
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    Philippa
    no, and no because I can not
    and I have no idea
    what is the
    plot
    or saucepan
    or pot

    These ideas just do come
    no choice as to when
    or from where
    or from whenever

    But when they do come
    you had better be
    warned
    because I have no idea
    so we might both
    be
    burned







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    I did indeed
    some house work do
    but then I had
    an accident too

    And as my emergency button
    was dead
    I called the telephone number
    instead

    So they in all their wisdom
    sent an ambulance
    with dishy men
    who tut tut tuted and said
    gotta go to
    'orpital
    they said
    right now

    like Hades
    will I do agree I say
    and what about
    the dog you see

    She's only a dog
    that's what they said
    they thought I'd leave her
    chopped off with her head?​

    So here I am
    and so is Tikva
    but she looks quite pretty
    not quite like me


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