There's been something strange going on in my house today and I'm not quite sure what's happening? When I got out of bed this morning my slippers had disappeared. I eventually found them in the living room but have no idea how they got there. The same thing happened with my tights, bra and knickers. I know the Princess wouldn't have nicked them cos she buys all her lingerie from Harrods and wouldn't be seen dead in M&S underwear. This afternoon my track suit bottom and a pillow case went missing off the washing line and after a search were finally found halfway up the garden. Gwylim swears blind he never touched them and I believe him cos Schnauzers NEVER lie. So I really don't know who or what is pinching my clothes ... has anyone got any ideas?
Well I can guarantee it was not Pereg because she will not get on a plane without me, and as I refuse point blank to fly ever again it cannot have been her. Can it. Unless, of course, she has beamed herself there...
Its my gnomes they get into mischief when I not around& me have been leaving them for long period of times just lately. They don't need planes or pasport they use magic to appear & disappear.
Hey talking of strange happenings, Santa as changed colour in M&S grotto he's ....... ...... Black & speaks with a rich Jamaican accent, he told my great niece's daughters that he was black because of all of the soot in the chimneys of the good boys & girls houses.
That looks like Davy he's from Australia Malka oh wait thats not him, as Davy as kangaroos on his boxers not hearts x
Ladies I'm liking all the Xmas spirit(s) goin on here! Did make me chuckle! Especially the naughty gnome...and Tina seemed to (g)know him lol