Just for fun... My husband and I somehow got into this silly conversation. We were talking about our dog's personalities and what type of coffee drink we could imagine them ordering, if they were humans for a day. (We drink most coffee at home but sometimes buy it while doing errands.) Our senior Chihuahua girl is no-nonsense and has her routine. I think she would want her hot coffee with two creams, two sugars, and maybe a dusting of cinnamon or nutmeg. Sometimes I imagine her sounding like Dorothy from "Golden Girls". Our senior Maltese mix is a fluffy, cheerful, energetic "ray of sunshine". She would want a vanilla coffee with some whipped cream and caramel drizzle. Our "tough" Beagle boy would probably order hot coffee with light cream and no sugar...but later, he would secretly get an iced caramel macchiato or something, while nobody else was around.
I don't drink coffee, so it'd be difficult to name things, but: Cat-dog would choose the sweetest concoction there is - no healthy crap allowed. Tornado-dog would take anything with whipped cream and a toy.
Tally doesn't show much interest in coffee, which isn't surprising as I drink it black. She perks up if I have a Bailey's Irish Cream though. Not allowed, but I let her lick the glass as long as we are alone.
My two complain that their hooman spends too much time dragging them into coffee shops, when in their opinion she'd be better employed taking them for a long walk! And what's worst they NEVER get a taste of all those gooey cakes she eats. Cruelty to Schnauzers that's what it is!
