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  1. Malka

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    #1 Feb 7, 2015

    So I hadda naccident

    An I fell off de bed

    An gotta nedake

    Cos banged my ead

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    #2 Feb 7, 2015
    Malka you sure your ok, I know its no good telling you to go hospital, also how did you fall out of bed no don't answer I done same many times xxxx
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    #3 Feb 7, 2015
    I did not fall out of the the bed, I I fell out out of it.

    Or something but I fgtrget
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    #4 Feb 7, 2015
    Well just make sure your ok xxx
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    #5 Feb 7, 2015
    OK I think I fell off the bed

    Or something.
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    #6 Feb 7, 2015
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    Right check your medication see if you not od or have not taken it.
    2 rub hand all over body checking for cuts broken bones
    3 rest up
    4 if not I catch first plane out there (well in my mind anyway) xxxxxx
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    #7 Feb 7, 2015
    Umm - meds taken but fink made a boobboo wiv - oh 'eck messed up hers.
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    #8 Feb 7, 2015
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    Oh Malka, what are we going to do with you? Listen to Aunt Tina's advice, but don't actually copy anything that she does!
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    #9 Feb 7, 2015
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    Malka I will start to really worry if you start cooking your keys, mobile, glasses, hearing aids & clocks, now just take it easy & please call someone if you fall again xxxxxxx
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    #10 Feb 7, 2015
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    I do not cook keys, mobiles, glasses, hearing aids & clocks, dat be Tina wot duz dat.

    I just fell off the bed

    Oh and I boogererd up her meds.

    I thinnk
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    #11 Feb 7, 2015
    :026:There, there, sort her pills and I'm sending my famous matzo ball soup through the computer...good for what ails ya, just have to figure out where to pour it in...
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    #12 Feb 7, 2015
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    sorted her pills, just boogered time.

    A bit.

    But who taught you how to make matza ball soup!
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    #13 Feb 7, 2015
    Malka, please be more careful or I'll have to send you rails for your bed. And I love matza ball soup! Johnny has been begging me to teach him how to make it. But not yet.
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    #14 Feb 7, 2015
    I cheat...Manischewitz...actually I knew a woman named Aviva who kept kosher, made everything from scratch but didn't tell hubby the soup was a mix...
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    #15 Feb 8, 2015
    So I was in the hypermarket a few years back just before Pesah and I hears this couple saying "where are the jars of Gefillte fish" - does this place not sell Kashrut so I said you must be visitors.

    And then she asked if I had heard of Manischewitz :rolleyes:
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    #16 Feb 8, 2015
    Are you feeling any better this morning, Malka? Have you found any bruises?
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    #17 Feb 8, 2015
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    Malta please be more careful - choose one of the smaller Chippendales next time!! :081:

    Seriously tho, hope you feel better soon :)
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    #18 Feb 8, 2015
    But why would I want a smaller one? ;)
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    #19 Feb 8, 2015
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    Maybe you're not aware Azz but our Malka don't need a Chippendale, 'cos she's always got dozens of delumptious men queuing outside her door. I rather suspect what really happened was that she fell out of bed in her haste to let them all in! :oops::oops::oops:
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    #20 Feb 8, 2015
    If you only knew wot 'appened dis afernoon...

    ...oh, an' wot is a wotsit fingy wot goes inna mobile telephone?
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