I dreamed I was climbingthe Matterhorn which is odd as since I was very new born well for as long as I can remember from January through to December I've suffered from acrophobia you see and horrible heights they bother me My phobias are not something special in fact they are common you know Millions of people all share them so it isn't unusual although What with Acrophobia Agoraphobia Aviophobia Claustrophobia Clithrophbia Cremnophobia And I've only gone up to "C" You can see how my life is when phobias happen to me It's not that I am crazy I'm just a little bit strange For I just have a very few phobias That maybe I'd like to change
Philippa - Do Not Start Me On These Thingies [or you will regret it] I ought to do some housework I really think today I should but I'm a lazy booger who even though I could Procrastination is my name no matter how I try I put things off today until tomorrow makes me cry But dust is always coming in so if I clean today there will be yet another load tomorrow I can say With knowledge vast clean today will never last
Philippa no, and no because I can not and I have no idea what is the plot or saucepan or pot These ideas just do come no choice as to when or from where or from whenever But when they do come you had better be warned because I have no idea so we might both be burned
I did indeed some house work do but then I had an accident too And as my emergency button was dead I called the telephone number instead So they in all their wisdom sent an ambulance with dishy men who tut tut tuted and said gotta go to 'orpital they said right now like Hades will I do agree I say and what about the dog you see She's only a dog that's what they said they thought I'd leave her chopped off with her head? So here I am and so is Tikva but she looks quite pretty not quite like me
