Right... General Chat

...said Fred

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so, where I was I was before I so rudely interrupted myself?

OK. The Delumptious Doron turned up and checked Tontoos batteries - sniff, sob - he needs new ones - sniff, sob, then he decided to check Xanadu's batteries - YAAAAAY.

Xanadu does not need new batteries.

Yet.

So he then he said he might as well check The Silver Monster and started waving a brochure under my nose and I said - well better off I do not say what I said.

And then Amit turned up with one pair of my new bifocal specs...

..the red pair? Something was not quite right with the lenses of the other pair so I have to wait another week or three and I am sulking...

So

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And here is the Delumptious Doron....

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Definitely prefer the other one ... can't remember his name! Now he was really delumptious!

Well as Barbara says, Chai is more delumptious, but I think Doron looks a lovely man. I really like his face - he looks kind and as if he has a sense of humour!

Janet ... That settles it. You can have Doron and I'll have Chai .... unless of course, Malka has any more delightful men on her long list of admirers.

I think Malka has a lot of "men" she's been keeping to herself

You lot have cracked me up with your comments - just be thankful that I have not scanned photos of - umm - well - I am NOT going to tell you about HIM.

Or HIM.

Or HIM

I mean Chai is 27 and I am old enough to be his grandmother. The Delumptious Doron is I think maybe 57? Ach, as if I can remember, but he is my wheelie guy and he said Tontoo needs new batteries and dey be gonna costa lota dosh.

Never mind.

OK you lot - do you want photos of my other "men".

I mean - well - I mean -


OK, I will take my camera when I take Pereg for her next check-up/blood tests and will take photos of Ram - who I love dearly but do not fancy.

I mean - how many other "men" in my life do you want me to tell you about?

Did I ever tell you about falling into the pool during the wedding of one of my "friends"?

Malka age as nothing to do with it My Step-mum is same age as my hubby & she is 25 years younger then my dad

The lot! Come on Malka confess!

I have already posted what a certain "friend" said was THE perfece song to, ahem, well whatever.

And I fell into the swimming pool at his wedding.

...or were you pushed?

The groom and one or more of his brothers and I do not know who else, dived into the pool and got me out.

Somehow.

I was wearing my heavy full leg irons and on my crutches and I sank.

Well of course I did.

And it is all on the video of his wedding!

Ooh, is it on youtube?

(Glad you were OK though!)

I do not think YouTube existed then - it was rather a long time ago.

age is nothing. my hub 30 years older than me

I've been kind of off men since my last boyfriend died. Now my best friend, John, is a looker. I love him dearly and we live together but when it comes to romance there is nothing there. Now I would love to see the rest of Malka's harem, but I'm just looking. No harm in that.

Mine was 13 years older than me - ever since I have only - ahem - "known" toy boys. But I gave all that up a few years ago.

I can assure you that none of the men who help me out these days are "known" in the Biblical sense. Although I do think that Amit fancies me...

Doron is lovely to look at. I have mostly male friends, always have. Most are younger than me. I think they are attracted by my attitude. Certainly not my looks! They do many things to help me out and they get a safe haven at my house where they don't have to worry that whatever they say or do or feel being repeated. Some small minded people always think that there must be something more going on and spreads that around. I usually get a good laugh over all the things I'm doing that I know nothing about. Or maybe old age is slipping in and I don't remember. But, surely, I would remember the orgy I had last week!