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#281 Dec 6, 2018

What do you call a hitchhiker with the hiccups? A hic-hiker!

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#283 Dec 20, 2018

Reported. Non ethical advert for the sale of puppies.
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#284 Jan 1, 2019

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I've just been to pc world, god you have to be careful what you say in there!
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#285 Jan 1, 2019

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I’ve stolen this...

My New Years resolution is to be more efficient. So I’m giving up on it right now instead of wasting all January acting like I can achieve it
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#286 Jan 5, 2019

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Before they discovered the earth was round, do you reckon instead of having the 'round the world' holiday, they had an 'up to the edge and back one?'
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#287 Jan 5, 2019

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Last year I resolved to lose 15 pounds.
Only another 20 to go!
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#290 Jan 8, 2019

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So I'm sitting on the sofa with my son, watching TV, when he hears that he got a text on his phone that he had left in the kitchen.

So he goes to get his phone and it's a text from me.

"Please bring the crisps and a diet Pepsi on your way back."
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#291 Jan 8, 2019

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Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick She claims that it breaks too easily, and makes her breath smell.
In a statement, she said,
'Super Colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis'.
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#292 Jan 11, 2019

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Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?

Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
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All the time!
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What’s the difference between hard and dark?

Dark lasts all night...
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#300 Jan 23, 2019

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Daughter: You're invading my personal space.

Mom: You came out of my personal space.

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