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    What do you call a hitchhiker with the hiccups? A hic-hiker!
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    Reported. Non ethical advert for the sale of puppies.
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    I've just been to pc world, god you have to be careful what you say in there!
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    I’ve stolen this...

    My New Years resolution is to be more efficient. So I’m giving up on it right now instead of wasting all January acting like I can achieve it
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    Before they discovered the earth was round, do you reckon instead of having the 'round the world' holiday, they had an 'up to the edge and back one?'
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    Last year I resolved to lose 15 pounds.
    Only another 20 to go!
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    So I'm sitting on the sofa with my son, watching TV, when he hears that he got a text on his phone that he had left in the kitchen.

    So he goes to get his phone and it's a text from me.

    "Please bring the crisps and a diet Pepsi on your way back."
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    Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick She claims that it breaks too easily, and makes her breath smell.
    In a statement, she said,
    'Super Colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis'.
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    Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?

    Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
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    All the time!
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    What’s the difference between hard and dark?


    Dark lasts all night...
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