Off Topic Chat
Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Malka, Jul 27, 2016.
What do you call a hitchhiker with the hiccups? A hic-hiker!
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Reported. Non ethical advert for the sale of puppies.
I've just been to pc world, god you have to be careful what you say in there!
I’ve stolen this...
My New Years resolution is to be more efficient. So I’m giving up on it right now instead of wasting all January acting like I can achieve it
Before they discovered the earth was round, do you reckon instead of having the 'round the world' holiday, they had an 'up to the edge and back one?'
Last year I resolved to lose 15 pounds.
Only another 20 to go!
So I'm sitting on the sofa with my son, watching TV, when he hears that he got a text on his phone that he had left in the kitchen.
So he goes to get his phone and it's a text from me.
"Please bring the crisps and a diet Pepsi on your way back."
Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Rimmel Vibrant Shades lipstick She claims that it breaks too easily, and makes her breath smell.
In a statement, she said,
'Super Colour fragile lipstick gives me halitosis'.
Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
All the time!
What’s the difference between hard and dark?
Dark lasts all night...