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    I took my car for a service Sunday, but couldn't get it through the church doors!
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    Proof that dogs are cleverer than humans! When was the last time you saw a dog step in a human shit?!
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    when was the last time you saw a human shit on the front lawn?? :)
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    When you live in Wales, most weekends!
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    My friend just asked me do I use a dictaphone, and I said no I use my finger like everyone else!
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    Why is everyone always asleep when I'm wide awake?
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    If you can start the day without caffeine,

    If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

    If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

    If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

    If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

    If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

    If you can conquer tension without medical help,

    If you can relax without alcohol,

    If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,



    ...Then You Are Probably .......................................






    The Family Dog!

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